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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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